And if they get the SECOND offensive rebound back-to-back, the shot clock disappears completely until the opposing team regains possession.

If the opposing team fouls the rebounding team after the shot clock has disappeared, the player gets to shoot unlimited free throws until they miss.

If they get THREE offensive rebounds in a row on one possession, the shot clock explodes into fireworks, disappears for the rest of the game, and every foul thereafter results in an automatic ejection for the player that fouled.

Every step-back 3-pointer someone that is under 6’9 hits builds back a piece of the shot-clock until it is whole and functional again. If the shotclock still existed, these stepback 3’s are worth 4 points and a random piece of facial hair grows on the players face.